I WASNT REALLY GOIN TO POST TODAY BUT WHY THE FUCK NOT
BEEF JERKAY IS EVERYWHERE. IM CURRENTLY BEWILDERED WITH ALL THE JERK
I CURRENTLY OBTAIN
BUT ANYWAYS HERE WE BEGIN!
HOMEMADE IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN PROCESSED KEEP THAT IN MIND
GO FOR BRANDS AWAY FROM LIKE JACK LINKS
YES THEY'RE GOOD BUT ,OFF BRANDS OR LOCAL BRANDS ARE SO MUCH BETTER!
IN FLAVOR AND TEXTURE AND EVERYTHING.
JACK'S IS USUALLY ROCK HARD AND HAS BASIC FLAVORING
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS DEAD COW AND HOW ITS BEEN SEASONED
THAT AINT NO JACK LINKS THERE
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MOAR HOMEMADE, IT LOOKS SO GOOD LIKE I REALLY JUST WANT TO CRY
OR JAM IT IN MY MOUTH,
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LOOK AT THIS LIL ASAIN CHICK MAKIN THE JERK
YOU SHOULD TRY IT...BOTH ASAIN AND MAKIN UR OWN JERKAY
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NOW NOT ALL JERK IS BEEF N COWS HUHRUHRUR
YOU CAN MAKE IT OUTTA DEER TO.
WHEN HUNTIN SEASON IS AROUND GO SHOOT A DEER AND PETRIFY THAT MEAT
SEASON
CONSUME
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AND IF YOU THINK JACKS LINKS IS GETTIN A BAD RAP FROM ME
WELL ITS PRETTY SHITTY . I MEAN LOOK AT IT COMPARED TO THE OTHERS
YES IF YOU WANT JERKY AND JACKS IS THE ONLY KIND GO AHEAD AND BUY IT
SOME BEEF JERKEY IS BETTER THAN NONE, AMIRITE?
NO SHIT IM RIGHT
BUT HAVE FUN CHOMPIN ON THAT ROCK HARD JERKY
ALWAYS GO FOR A DIFFERENT BRAND IF THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS
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NOW THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF JERKY
HELL YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT OF ANY LIVING CREATURE
FROM KANGAROO TO BISON TO CROCODILE
IF IT HAS A PULSE YOU CAN TURN THAT SHIT INTO JERKY
NOW GO FORTH YOU IDGAFUCKERS AND EAT SOME JERK OR MAKE SOME
AND ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL DEHYDRATED MEAT OF A LIVING CREATURE
ILL SEE YOU ALL LATER
FOLLOW
@IDEGAF
ENJOY YOUR DAY
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